why did the chicken cross the road? ???
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Religious: the wisdom that only God knows.
Albert Einstein: If the chicken crossed the road, which is the way it is or who moved under the feet of the chicken this regard relativity
Descartes: to go to the other side of the road.
Plato: For her the truth present in the other party.
Aristotle: It is the nature of chickens.
Sigmund Freud: that attention Babordigajh road indicates the presence of a mental disorder represent underlying feelings.
Karl Marx: This is a historical inevitability.
Captain James Kirk: To go to where it did not go any chickens yet.
Hippocrates: Because of excessive secretion in the pancreas.
Martin Luther King: I always dreamed of a world where chickens can cross the road without the need to justify this act.
Richard Nixon: .digajh did not cross the road .. repeat the chicken did not cross the road ..
Nicolas Machiavelli: It is important that the chicken crossed the road .. and is not important to know why .. Its purpose ..llosol to the other party justifies no motivation for it whatsoever.
Buddha: Asking this question means denial of the nature of chickens.